Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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