At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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