If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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