Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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