So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
