I'm really into asian looking animals
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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