is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The ass gains better be worth it
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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