No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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