Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
