i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
