Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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