I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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