I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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