I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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