help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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