What did we do last night that was yellow?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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