Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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