I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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