is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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