'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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