I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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