What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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