dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
