Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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