Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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