would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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