i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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