come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
