He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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