Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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