i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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