But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize
