i just google imaged poop.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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