That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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