thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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