is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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