question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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