all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
is that a dick in a sweater?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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