Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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