i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Panties = found
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
