I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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