...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
