The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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