at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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