Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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