Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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