There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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