thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
please don't ironically join a cult
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