He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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