Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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