If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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