Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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