I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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