I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
