I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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